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	<title>E G O S P E W &#187; Woodlewog</title>
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	<description>an old blog&#039;s new tricks</description>
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		<title>What Made Harry Tick?</title>
		<link>http://egospew.com/blog/2009/03/28/what-made-harry-tick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always wondered by what process Harrigan could engorge himself with various raw materials (puppy chow, pizza, turkey, bagels) then convert them into fur, love, and magnificent leaps.
Finally, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, we have the answer:
Harry&#8217;s Miraculous Innards
Epilogue: Unfortunately, milliseconds after this NMRI scan was saved to disk, the subject vaporized into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lost Dog on Route 54</title>
		<link>http://egospew.com/blog/2009/01/28/lost-dog-on-route-54/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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Photo edited to fit original dog proportions.
I don&#8217;t know this doggie&#8217;s name, but it&#8217;s another cutie.  I just saw the notice taped to the front of the Republican Headquarters office on Main Street, which is recently For Sale, ahem.
I do hope he/she had that warm Christmas sweater on when it went out.  It&#8217;s been a cold month since then, and hopefully [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missing Dog: Juno</title>
		<link>http://egospew.com/blog/2009/01/28/missing-dog-juno/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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I like to help out my fellow canophiles by publicizing any lost dog notices.  After gassing up at the Kwik-Fill in Geneva on Monday (1/26/09), I saw the notice below at the checkout counter.  The attendant told me Lauren works there.
Please keep a lookout for Juno as you drive along Route 14.  It is very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Nerd’s Review of the Singer 7470</title>
		<link>http://egospew.com/blog/2008/12/05/a-nerd%e2%80%99s-review-of-the-singer-7470/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Llewellynguistics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mustiness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was most excited about my wife’s and my recent decision to purchase a fancy new sewing machine. This has been an item of her desire for a long time and I fully support acquiring the tools to make her happy. (Though I am not so dim as to buy her, say,  a vacuum cleaner [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nyertoon</title>
		<link>http://egospew.com/blog/2008/01/15/my-favorite-nyertoon/</link>
		<comments>http://egospew.com/blog/2008/01/15/my-favorite-nyertoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Llewellynguistics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My coining of Nyertoon [pronounced NYE-er-toon, pretty much the way it's spelled] leads me to put this post under Llewellynguistics.  It means New Yorker Cartoon, get it? 
I was trying to come up with a blend of &#8220;cartoon&#8221; and some animal, preferably doggie hybrid style (whoa, that doesn&#8217;t sound right).
A lot of New Yorker [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grendel &amp; Charlie</title>
		<link>http://egospew.com/blog/2007/06/07/grendle-charlie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grendel was a sweet, large black dog with three serious character flaws:  she was twice my size and scared the liver out of me, she chased and bit postmen, and she left soft fecal piles that were inevitably my demise when playing in Charlie Creamer’s long sloping isosceles back yard.  Charlie was my best friend.  His father was the college chaplain.  His [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Should a Tibetan Terrier Offer a Tiparillo to a Labradoodle?</title>
		<link>http://egospew.com/blog/2007/06/07/tiparillo-labradoodle/</link>
		<comments>http://egospew.com/blog/2007/06/07/tiparillo-labradoodle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A: Genetically speaking, it is considered poor form.  Except they&#8217;ll effing breed anything with anything, just to increase the anythingness.  Originally, somebody decided to cross a Labrador Retriever and a Standard Poodle, to do what . . . make a poodle that would snag dead birds or a lab that required a beauty shop?  Personally, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Dog Story</title>
		<link>http://egospew.com/blog/1992/07/31/a-dog-story-1992/</link>
		<comments>http://egospew.com/blog/1992/07/31/a-dog-story-1992/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 1992 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(1992) 
A 3-1/2 year old denizen of this city, my Tibetan Terrier Harrigan, on our customary midnight walks, has learned who belongs on his streets versus that which is alien. He passes countless curbside trash cans, cardboard cartons and garbage bags (tied into a pair of cute little bunny ears) with little more than his normal [...]]]></description>
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