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		<title>What Made Harry Tick?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always wondered by what process Harrigan could engorge himself with various raw materials (puppy chow, pizza, turkey, bagels) then convert them into fur, love, and magnificent leaps.
Finally, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, we have the answer:
Harry&#8217;s Miraculous Innards
Epilogue: Unfortunately, milliseconds after this NMRI scan was saved to disk, the subject vaporized into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Moons of Jupiter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 13:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life, Myth, and Naming Conventions
During some recent exhaustive research for an entirely unrelated subject, after hours illicitly spent with my secret nighttime lovers Elgoog &#38; Aidepikiw [the names were changed to protect Carl &#38; Linda], I discovered there are now SIX kingdoms of life!  Not two!  It’s all been reorganized out from under [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ldawg and the Freeffel Twoer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ldawg.4377 scowled at the shimmering image of the vidAAAgent® so in his face. &#8220;I want a wucking window!  And not over a wucking wing!&#8221;
The unflappable vidAAAgent replied in soothing but rapid synthesized tones.  His/her accent was gender-neutral and the perfect non-specific mid-national blend, neither too Chicago nor too Mumbai.  &#8220;No problem.  Please take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Techno-Archeologists Unearth First SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 05:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ego</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having worked for seven odd years in the &#8220;wireless communities industry&#8221; (directing engineering at Upoc, a cell phone social phenomenon) and having necessarily perused first-hand many of the billions of member messages transmitted (beware: data privacy is a phantom, its ectoplasm comprised of eminently decipherable packets), I have earned my amateur psychologist stripes when it comes [...]]]></description>
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