E G O S P E W

Ancient Wisdom:
Where Not To Boldly Go when Naming a Website

• Always-On
• Fool-Proof
• Error-Free
• Always-There
• Perfect-Genius
• Never-Down
• Spotless-Syntax
• Faultless-n-Friendly
• Zero-Defect
• Immune-to-Laws-of-Nature

Offered as Evidence:

(Unretouched screen capture, 2008-01-05.)